| REGULAR SEASON | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E |
| Angels | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 15 | 0 |
| Wobblies | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| No | Name | Lineup | PA | AB | R | H | 2B | RBI | BB | SO | SacB | SacF | SB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| 10 | Bubb, Steve (CF) | 1 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | .500 | .600 | .500 | 1.100 | ||||||
| 34 | Stolhanske, Trevor (OF) | 2 | 5 | 5 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||||||||
| 50 | Lau, Mike (SS) | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .333 | .400 | .333 | .733 | ||||
| 6 | Rossum, Ben (C) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .000 | .500 | .000 | .500 | ||||||||
| 30 | Lundgren, Erik (2B) | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | .000 | .250 | .000 | .250 | |||||||
| 9 | Foster, Jake (OF) | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .250 | .250 | ||||||
| 32 | Blake, Tony (IF) | 7 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | ||||||
| 21 | Boline, Chris (2B) | 8 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .500 | .500 | .750 | 1.250 | ||||
| 19 | Giedd, Darin (1B) | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | .250 | .250 | .250 | .500 | |||||||
| 8 | Ackman, Nate (P) | 10 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 1.000 | 1.250 | 2.250 | |||||
| 47 | Elliott, Brandon (OF) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .500 | .667 | .500 | 1.167 | ||||
| 25 | Shakow, Peter (C) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .000 | .333 | .000 | .333 | |||||||
| 14 | Blake, Brian (3B) | 13 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | |||||||
| Team Stats | 50 | 42 | 16 | 14 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .333 | .408 | .405 | .813 |
| No | Name | Order | GS | CG | W | INN | BF | H | R | ER | HBP | BB | SO | WHIP | OBA | ERA |
| 8 | Ackman, Nate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 42 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 1.75 | .297 | 2.25 |
| Team Stats | 1 | 1 | 8 | 42 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 1.75 | .297 | 2.25 |
| No | Name | Lineup | PA | AB | R | H | 2B | RBI | HBP | BB | SO | SB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| 44 | Vonderhaar, Al (P) | 1 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | .400 | .400 | .400 | .800 | |||||
| 13 | Gigstad, Kris (IF) | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .250 | .400 | .250 | .650 | |||||
| 10 | Biel, Justin (3B) | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .750 | .800 | 1.000 | 1.800 | ||
| 19 | Timmrech, Sam (3B) | 4 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | .400 | .400 | .400 | .800 | |||||
| 6 | Partridge, Jason (P) | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||||||
| 2 | Dube, Rick (P) | 6 | 5 | 5 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||||||
| 32 | Fannin, Paul (PIGMAN!!!) (2B) | 7 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 | .333 | .500 | .333 | .833 | ||||||
| 4 | Alm, Brother | 8 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | ||||||
| Bodurtha, Peter (P) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | .500 | .750 | .500 | 1.250 | |||||
| Team Stats | 42 | 37 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 1 | .324 | .405 | .351 | .756 |
MERDE.
Did You Know??? In the last year of the sixteenth century, a man named Domenico Scandella was put to death by the Inquisition for claiming that the cosmos, including angels essentially grew out of shit? That may or may not explain what happened today in Wobblies baseball, but it feels like he was onto something. Three errors in the first inning were the tone setter and that tone was "the brown note."
In other news, the Screamapillar went eight strong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uWTDbfZHQo