| REGULAR SEASON | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E |
| Knights | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 |
| Wobblies | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | X | 6 | 6 | 2 |
| No | Name | Lineup | PA | AB | H | HBP | SO | SB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| 1 | Stahl, Cody (SS) | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 | ||
| 10 | Smith , Javin (SS) | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 | |||
| 2 | Palmer, Eddie (3B) | 3 | 3 | 3 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||
| 21 | Newman, Tony (P) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | |||
| 18 | Noska, Rob (P) | 4 | 1 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||
| 33 | Williams, Troy (3B) | 5 | 3 | 3 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||
| 0 | Shanor, Mike (UT) | 6 | 3 | 3 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||
| 25 | Nadolney, Joseph (IF) | 7 | 3 | 3 | 1 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 | |||
| 55 | Murphy, Vince (IF) | 8 | 3 | 3 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||
| 31 | Stutzman, John (IF) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||
| 24 | Schoeberl, Tom (C) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 2 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||
| 11 | Vrchota, Brad (P) | 10 | 1 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||
| 7 | Feyereisn, Ryan (OF) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 1.000 | 1.000 | 2.000 | ||
| Team Stats | 32 | 31 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1 | .161 | .187 | .161 | .349 |
| No | Name | Order | GS | CG | L | INN | BF | H | R | ER | BB | SO | WHIP | OBA | ERA |
| 11 | Vrchota, Brad | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 36 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 4 | .87 | .171 | 2.25 |
| Team Stats | 1 | 1 | 8 | 36 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 4 | .87 | .171 | 2.25 |
| No | Name | Lineup | PA | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | SB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| 1 | Roddy, Fancy Jared (SS) | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | .250 | .250 | .250 | .500 | |||
| 44 | Vonderhaar, Al (P) | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | .333 | .500 | .333 | .833 | ||
| 8 | Baumgarter, Aaron (C) | 3 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | |||
| 19 | Timmrech, Sam (3B) | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | .250 | .250 | .250 | .500 | ||||
| 6 | Partridge, Jason (P) | 5 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | |||
| 32 | Fannin, Paul (PIGMAN!!!) (2B) | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Dube, Rick (P) | 7 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .250 | .250 | .250 | .500 | |||
| 47 | Melichar, Jim (OF) | 8 | 4 | 4 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | |||||
| 4 | Alm, Brother | 9 | 4 | 4 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||||
| 22 | Carhart, Andy (1B) | Defense | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | ||||||||
| Team Stats | 36 | 35 | 6 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 8 | .286 | .306 | .286 | .591 |
| No | Name | Order | GS | CG | SHO | W | INN | BF | H | HBP | SO | WHIP | OBA | ERA |
| 6 | Partridge, Jason | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 32 | 4 | 1 | 5 | .44 | .129 | 0.00 |
| Team Stats | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 32 | 4 | 1 | 5 | .44 | .129 |
| No | Name | Posn |
| 22 | Carhart, Andy | 1B |
| Team Stats |
Above: The wrassler Kevin Nash, who called himself "Big Sexy," but is nowhere near as sexy as "Big Sixy," Jason Partridge, nor is he known to have thrown a complete game shutout in the TCMABL. He probably has back acne and a teensy tiny scrotum, though, so he's got Big Sixy beat on those fronts, which frankly are pretty pyrrhic victories.
'BIG SIXY,' JASON PARTRIDGE THROWS COMPLETE GAME 4-HIT, 0BB SHUTOUT AS WOBBLIES FINALLY PLAY ALL 9 INSTEAD OF 8 2/3rds OR LESS, WIN 6-0 OVER KNIGHTS.
The Wobblies have hinted and teased at it all season long, but after wandering around to find a playable field, all the while wondering: "Where Ruth is?," they Ruth-lessly shut down the ordinarily potent Knights bats and collectively played a complete baseball game. Yes, after last week's 100° 46-run slug and swelterfest on Astro-Turf, the Wobblies got down to post-game drankin' in under 2hrs tonight, which they did with gusto, damn, you bet!
